G36C
A German rifle that’s small like a submachine gun but hits harder than a carbine. It’s the weapon of choice for the SAS and GSG9. They renamed it from ‘Commando’ to ‘Compact’ because Colt was being a pain.
My cousin said, 'The G36C is the gun that lets you feel like a commando without getting sued by Colt.'
A tweet said: 'G36C = SAS’s favorite toy. It’s the reason why enemies don’t stand a chance.'
In a DM, someone said: 'G36C is the only gun that makes me feel like I can take on a whole army.'