G207
The holy pen used by kids who talk to walls and think they're special. Anyone who dares to use a different pen is cursed and doomed to failure.
My G207 is sacred. I won’t use my sister’s pen. She used it once. I got a D.
I brought my G207 to the debate. My opponent used a marker. I laughed so hard I won.
My teacher said I could use any pen. I said, 'I only use my G207. My other pens are just for trash.'