g00k
A g00k is a weakling who thinks being a geek is the same as being popular, but they still can't tell the difference between a CPU and a cup of coffee.
He tried to start a coding club, but only two people showed up, and one of them was his mom.
He posted a tweet: 'I'm 14 and I code apps! #future-billionaire', then got 3 likes and 1 comment: 'who?'
He tried to flirt with a girl by saying, 'You're like my favorite algorithm.' She said, 'You're like my least favorite.'