G wagonater
A car that looks like it was built by a drunk man, but it still gets you where you need to go, even if it smells like old socks and regret.
I drove my G wagonater to work and it reeked like my gym bag after a week.
My G wagonater is a mess, but it gets me to the store every time.
I took my G wagonater on a road trip and it smelled like a landfill.