g-turd - A little poop that comes after you think you're done, like y

A little poop that comes after you think you're done, like your butt is saying, 'You're not done yet.'

I was halfway out the door, and then my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to stop me.

I thought I was done, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to keep me there.

I was about to leave, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to say, 'You're not done yet.'