G-String Booger - A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop went on vacation and l

A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop went on vacation and left a poop souvenir on your thong

I wore my thong to a meeting and my boss was like, 'Is that a poop on your thong?'

I tried to flirt and my thong was like, 'You’re not cute enough for this.'

My thong is now a tourist spot. People are coming to see the poop on it.