G-Stank - G-Stank is the pizza version of a dead rat. It’s thin, it’s

G-Stank is the pizza version of a dead rat. It’s thin, it’s crispy, and it smells like your uncle’s socks after a long trip.

My friend called me and said his G-Stank looked like it had been chewed by a dog and then left in the trash.

I took a bite of G-Stank and I swear I could taste the disappointment.

My teacher brought G-Stank to class and half the kids got sick.