G Squeeze - A fancy New Zealand way to say you're a friend, but it's bas

A fancy New Zealand way to say you're a friend, but it's basically just a swear word with a hat on

You’re my G Squeeze, even though you took my last pizza slice.

I’d die for my G Squeeze, but I’d also steal their money.

That’s my G Squeeze, and I don’t even care if they’re lying.