G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle

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The hottest man alive who can take your girlfriend and make her forget you ever existed.
My ex just saw G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle and now she's texting me "I'm sorry, I'm in love."
I tried to flirt with my girlfriend, but she said she saw G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle and now I'm just the backup plan.
My friend's girlfriend ran away with G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle and left him with a bag of chips and a sad face.
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A man so good-looking, he can make your girlfriend run away with him just by blinking.
I was eating a sandwich when my girlfriend ran off with G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle. I'm still eating that sandwich.
He winked at my girlfriend, and now she's texting me "I'm with the man who makes me feel like a million bucks."
I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but she said she saw G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle and now I'm just the guy who brought the cake.
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The ultimate player who can make your girlfriend drop everything just to be with him.
My girlfriend left me at the mall to be with G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle. I’m now the guy who buys the coffee.
He walked by and my girlfriend ran off like she was being chased by a dragon.
I was in the middle of a very important video game when my girlfriend said she saw G-Sizzle Mc-Dizzle and now I’m just playing for fun.
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