G-Shocker
A guy who wears G-Shocks like they're his life and calls himself G-Shocker because he thinks he's cooler than everyone else.
My cousin is a G-Shocker. He wears his watch like it's a crown.
That guy walks into the store with his G-Shock glowing. He's a G-Shocker for sure.
He calls himself G-Shocker. I call him a fool with a watch.