G-phony - When you expect a face-melting drop, but it's just a tiny fa

When you expect a face-melting drop, but it's just a tiny fake one that makes you feel like you're being gently poked.

I thought I was gonna be launched into the sky, but I just got a soft poke.

I screamed like I was on fire, and then I realized I was just being tickled by the ride.

I told my friend I was gonna fall off, but I just got a little bump.