G Phone - A G Phone is the phone you get when you can’t afford anythin

A G Phone is the phone you get when you can’t afford anything better. It’s thick, it’s loud, and it doesn’t know how to text.

My G Phone makes noise like a donkey in a blender.

I got a G Phone and now my mom thinks I’m a caveman.

My G Phone couldn’t text me and I had to scream at it.