G-mode
G-mode is when you're so drunk you forget your own name and start a fight with your reflection.
He was in G-mode and tried to kiss the mirror. He said, 'You're a sexy piece of glass.'
He sent me a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I told my sister she was a faggot and now she's mad.'
He walked into the park and started throwing bottles at a tree. He said the tree was 'being a bad friend.'