G-Let - so fresh you’re like a unicorn in a trash can. You don’t get

so fresh you’re like a unicorn in a trash can. You don’t get dirty. You got more swag than a rich kid’s allowance.

I jumped in a trash can and still looked like I just got a spa day. You’re just a sad human.

You tried to insult me? I’m still fresh. You’re just a loser with no life.

You’re like a broken phone. I’m still perfect.