g-lar
A person who takes good things and turns them into a disaster. Like when you’re at a buffet and they decide to mix everything together and call it ‘food.’
My boss is a g-lar. He turned our project into a mess and now we’re all crying in the break room.
My sister is a g-lar. She took my cake and turned it into a meatball casserole.
My dog is a g-lar. He ate my homework and my shoes and my dignity.