G hanco

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A guy who looks like he could beat up a donkey with his bare hands and still have energy to yell at it
My uncle is a G hanco. He once lifted my dog over his head like it was a barbell.
That guy at the gym is a G hanco. He flexes so hard, the weights almost cry.
My dad is a G hanco. He can bench press a cow and still have time to curse at the milkman.
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A man so strong, he could probably punch the moon and make it blush
My neighbor is a G hanco. He once pulled a truck out of a ditch with just his teeth.
That guy at the park is a G hanco. He can swing a chainsaw like it's a lasso.
My brother is a G hanco. He once ate a whole pizza and still had time to throw a chair.
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