G-dub couged it - You made a mistake so huge it could be written in the histor

You made a mistake so huge it could be written in the history books as the dumbest thing ever.

I tried to build a fort out of cereal boxes and it fell over.

I tried to impress my crush by doing a backflip and fell flat on my face.

I tried to drink a whole bottle of soda and it exploded in my mouth.