g dep'd
When someone roasts you so hard you turn into a pile of burnt toast and everyone laughs at you like you’re the joke in the saddest stand-up special ever.
My homie said I look like a raccoon in a dumpster. I replied, 'At least you ain't a raccoon in a dumpster with a bad hair day.' G dep'd.
She said my singing was like a cat with a broken kazoo. I said, 'At least your singing ain't like a cat with a broken kazoo and a death wish.' G dep'd.
He called my pizza 'a sad attempt at food.' I said, 'At least your pizza ain't a sad attempt at food and a cry for help.' G dep'd.