G & D
G-d is like God but with a side of laziness. Jews use it because they’re too scared to write the whole word and risk getting burned in hell.
My teacher wrote G-d on the board and said, 'Don’t you dare mess this up.'
My cousin’s homework had G-d written 10 times and got a C+
My mom said, 'If you write God, you’re gonna die in a fire.'