G-Crash
When Google messes up and everything goes to hell. It’s like your brain is fried and you can’t even think straight.
I was trying to finish my math test and G-Mail crashed. I’m never going to pass.
I sent my crush a message and G-Talk crashed. Now I have to talk to them in person. Horrifying.
Google crashed and I had to use my brother’s phone. He laughed the whole time.