g belt - A chain you wear to keep your legwear from falling down, or

A chain you wear to keep your legwear from falling down, or else you’ll look like a fool

I don’t want to look like a fool. That’s why I wear my g belt.

My g belt keeps me from looking like a fool. I’m grateful.

If I don’t wear my g belt, I’ll look like a fool. I won’t let that happen.