G Bastard - A G Bastard is when you’re so lazy you could sleep through a

A G Bastard is when you’re so lazy you could sleep through a hurricane.

I was a G Bastard today. I didn’t even wake up when my alarm went off.

I could’ve slept through a hurricane and still be a G Bastard.

I was a G Bastard. My laziness was louder than my alarm.