G-Bang
She rides limos like they’re grocery carts. She flies jets like they’re paper planes. She kicks shins like they’re made of cheese. She’s stronger than a bear that’s been hit by a truck. She’s faster than a buck that’s been chased by a wolf. If you see her, Mario shows up and does his thing.
I saw her in the limo and it looked like she was just going to the store.
She flew a jet like it was a toy. I think it was a real one though.
She kicked my shin so hard I thought it was a meatball.