G Baby
A chode so constant it’s like he’s got a second job. He’s always trying to get in the clutch, but he can’t even get out of the starting line.
He showed up to my house at 3 a. m. and said ‘I’m here to stay.’
He said he had a ‘clutch moment’ and it was just him crying in the bathroom.
He told me he was going to be the next ‘clutch king’ and I laughed in his face.