f'zoinked to the r'soink - So wasted you can’t tell your shoes from your feelings and y

So wasted you can’t tell your shoes from your feelings and you think your mom is a superhero who needs your help.

I told my mom I was going to save the world. She said, 'I’ve seen you lose a sock.'

I tried to save my shoes and ended up crying in the hallway.

I told my brother I was a superhero. He said, 'You’re just a superhero who can’t spell.'