f'zoinked to the r'soink - So wasted you can’t tell your nose from your toes and you ye

So wasted you can’t tell your nose from your toes and you yell at your roommate for stealing your cereal.

I yelled at my cat for eating my homework. It was just trying to survive.

I tried to do a magic trick and turned my sock into a sandwich.

I told my dad I was a wizard. He said, 'You’re just a wizard who can’t spell.'