F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)
F. T. D. is when you have the brain of a squirrel and you spend all day talking about your hair, even though it's still the same color.
My hair is perfect. You're ugly. #F. T. D.
I just won the lottery. You didn't. #F. T. D.
I'm famous. You're not. #F. T. D.