F.Slack
A lover who sneaks around. Used to be a student who turned into a teacher. Talks like a drunk British guy. He's from Yale and can't shut up.
He texted me, 'I need you to come to my office. I have a feeling we’re going to be together again.' I had a feeling I was going to get fired.
He asked me out on a date. I said, 'You’re still married.' He said, 'So are you.'
He called me at 1 AM and said, 'I can't sleep. I'm thinking about you.' I was thinking about my coffee.