F.R.P.S.
First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter is so used to dealing with stupid people they start yelling like pirates and swear at everyone.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Firefighter to a kid who tried to build a fire with a toaster.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got hit by a car?", Cop to a guy who walked into the road while texting.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", Paramedic to a man who tried to resuscitate a dog with a spoon.