F.R.P.S.
First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter is so tired of dealing with dumb people they start talking like pirates and swear at everyone.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Cop to a guy who tried to rob a convenience store with a chicken.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got pulled over?", Firefighter to a kid who drove through a stop sign with a goat in the backseat.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", EMT to a man who tried to take a nap during a heart attack.