F.R.M.P
A sport that looks like rugby but has way less rules. The only rule is called FTR which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit.
I joined F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who looked like a sack of potatoes.
My cousin plays F. R. M. P and screams FTR every time he gets hit.
At the F. R. M. P game, the crowd turned into a meatball fight.