F.M.O.T.
A phony Jew who thinks they're in the club but really ain't. They just want your money and your respect.
'I'm not just a Fake Member of the Tribe, I'm the whole damn tribe.'
He tried to pass off his bagel as a real one. It was just a croissant with a bad attitude.
She said she was from Israel. I asked where. She said 'the mall.'