F.M.O.T.
A person who claims to be Jewish but only knows the basics. Like, they know about the holidays but not the pain.
'I’m not fake, I’m just... slightly less fake than my cousin.'
He said he was Jewish. I said, 'You’re a F. M. O. T. and you don’t even know what Passover is.'
She said she was from the Tribe. I said, 'You’re from the fake tribe, and you’re still confused about the holidays.'