F.M.L.S.W.A.D. - when you're so messed up you're like a broken toy that won't

when you're so messed up you're like a broken toy that won't stop screaming. Your life just got hit by a flaming dildo and it's not even funny.

I failed my math test and got grounded. FMLSWAD.

My dog ate my homework and my mom found out. FMLSWAD.

I got kicked out of school and my phone is broken. FMLSWAD.