F.MA.M
A middle-aged man who is as big as a couch and lives in the suburbs. He’s either a dad or a band director who thinks he’s cool. He tells jokes that are worse than his socks and thinks Monty Python is the best thing ever.
My neighbor is an F. M. A. M. He wears socks up to his neck and still thinks he’s cool.
The band director said we have to do a Monty Python skit. I swear he’s trying to make us all go mad.
I walked past an F. M. A. M. at the park. He was sweating like he just ran a marathon.