F.L.O.A.
Future Lesbians Of America, the group of girls who will make you suffer and then laugh at you while they kiss another girl.
My crush said I'm in F. L. O. A. and I cried like a baby.
My best friend said I'm in F. L. O. A. and I got a C on my math test.
My brother said I'm in F. L. O. A. and I'm a disgrace to the family.