F.L.O.A.
Future Lesbians Of America, the future girls who will make you suffer and then laugh at you while they kiss another girl.
My best friend says I'm in F. L. O. A. and I'm a disgrace to my family.
My crush said I'm in F. L. O. A. and I got a heartburn from blushing so hard.
My teacher said I'm in F. L. O. A. and I got a C on my math test.