F.L.G.D.
F. L. G. D. is when you say life is stupid and you need a drink to survive.
My brother took my Xbox. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my juice like it was alcohol.
I had to do chores. I said F. L. G. D. and ate cereal for dinner.
I got stuck in traffic. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my soda while yelling at the car in front of me.