f'lator (fellator)
Putting off a task so hard you might as well be dead, like when you say 'I'll do that f'lator' and then forget about it forever.
'I'll do the dishes f'lator, after I've eaten this whole pizza.'
'She said she'd call me f'lator, and now I'm still waiting.'
'He said he'd finish the project f'lator, and now it's next year.'
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