F'knoof
a cursed eating tool that’s supposed to help you but just makes everything worse. It’s like your fork, knife, and spoon all got together and decided to ruin your life.
I tried to eat with my F'knoof and my spaghetti looked like a disaster.
My F'knoof is the reason I failed my lunch.
I used my F'knoof to eat pizza and it was like a crime scene.