F.I.T. Scale
A scale where you yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! like a madman to rate people. The more you yell, the hotter they are. It’s like a popularity contest for your brain.
I yelled a 5 at my crush. I’m gonna die of embarrassment.
I gave my math teacher a 4. She’s hot, but she knows I failed.
I gave my dad a 1. He’s hot, but he’s my dad.