F.I.T. Scale
A scale to rate hot people, where you make an 'L' with your fingers and yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to five times. Each level means they're hotter than the last.
My math teacher got a 5. She’s so hot, I failed the test just to get a picture of her.
My crush got a 3. I cried in the bathroom.
My mom got a 1. She’s fine, but she’s my mom.