F.I.N.C.L.E
A F. I. N. C. L. E. is someone who’s so dumb they think a cloud is a burger and still don’t get it.
My classmate is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He wears a hat inside and thinks it’s cool.
My neighbor’s kid is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He drew on the walls and didn’t even ask.
My teacher’s dog is a F. I. N. C. L. E. It barks at the vacuum and won’t stop.