F.I.N.C.L.E
A F. I. N. C. L. E. is someone who’s so clueless they think a banana is a phone and still don’t get it.
My dog is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He barks at the mailman and won’t stop.
My uncle is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s cool.
My friend’s mom is a F. I. N. C. L. E. She tried to text me with her feet.