F.D.H
A person who acts like they're the king of the world but can't even tie their shoes.
My friend's dog is an F. D. H. He barks at the vacuum cleaner like it's a battle royale.
My brother is an F. D. H. He thinks he's a superhero just because he wore a cape once.
My mom is an F. D. H. She screams at the TV like it's her enemy.