F'd up
when you drink so fast you become a drunk fool. you say nonsense, barf everywhere, and pass out like a dead donkey. you wake up somewhere strange with a brain like a blender and a grin that says 'it was worth it.'
i f'd up so bad i tried to talk to my fish and ended up on the floor with my pants around my ankles.
i drank until i thought my mom was a wizard and now i'm in a stranger's house with a guy who eats pizza for breakfast.
i f'd up so much i tried to fight a cop and ended up in a hot dog restaurant.