F'd up
to drink so much so fast you turn into a blithering idiot who talks nonsense, throws up on people, and passes out like a sack of wet cement. you wake up somewhere weird with a brain like a punchbag and a grin from ear to ear.
i drank 12 beers in 10 minutes. now i'm talking to my sock and puking on my mom's carpet.
i f'd up so bad i woke up in a parking lot wearing my brother's hat and my pants were inside out.
i drank until i couldn't tell the sky from my own face. now i'm stuck in a hotel with a guy who thinks he's a chicken.