f.c.n.b.
free crib, no bitch... when you're home alone and you're too lazy to find a girl to beat off to
I had F. C. N. B. last night. My roommate was snoring so loud I didn’t even need a girl.
Free crib, no bitch. I was too drunk to text my ex.
No girl, no problem. I just watched my cat chew up my pants and came.