f*cking anus crime - a crime committed by your butt when you’re angry and you jus

a crime committed by your butt when you’re angry and you just say f*cking anus crime like it’s a real thing

My butt did a f*cking anus crime when I dropped my phone in the toilet

I did a f*cking anus crime because my pizza was cold

My butt did a f*cking anus crime when my dog ate my homework