f*cked up
When things are so wrong they might as well be right. Like your brain is upside down and your shoes are flying.
My life is f*cked up. I tried to do my math homework and ended up in the hospital.
My sister is f*cked up. She tried to talk to the moon and got yelled at by the sun.
My dog is f*cked up. He tried to eat my homework and got a ticket.